Chelsea Clinton Seen Lurking In Windowless Van Passing Out Pornographic Material To Kids

NEW YORK, NY — A windowless van was seen lurking outside New York City elementary schools Monday. Witnesses claim the driver handed out obscene pornographic material to minors and lectured them on LGBTQ representation in literature. Police reports identified the driver as none other than Chelsea Clinton, daughter of notable Epstein client Bill Clinton.

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